Lyrics to “Fork in the Road”


Got a pot belly.

It’s not too big.

Gets in my way 
when I’m driving my rig.

Driving this country
 in a big old rig, 
things I see
 mean a lot.



My friend has a pickup.
Drives his kid to school.

Then he takes his wife
 to beauty school.


Now she’s doin’ nails.
 Gonna get a job.
 Got a good teacher.


There’s a fork in the road ahead.
I don’t which way I’m gonna turn.
There’s a fork in the road ahead.

Forgot this year, 
to salute the troops.

They’re all still there
 in a fucking war.
It’s no good.
 Whose idea was that?



I’ve got hope,
 but you can’t eat hope.

I’m not done.

Not giving up.

Not cashing in.

Too late.

There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for me.

It’s for all those creeps watching tickers on TV.

There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for me.

I’m a big rock star.

My sales have tanked,
 but I still got you.
Thanks!
 Download this.
 Sounds like shit.



Keep on bloggin’ ’til the power goes out,
 and your battery’s dead.
Twist and Shout. 
On the radio.
 Those were the days.
 Bring ’em back.

There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for you.

It’s for all those creeps hiding what they do.

There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for you.

Bailout coming but it’s not for you.

Got my flat new flat-screen.
Got it repo’d now.

They picked it up.
 Left a hole in the wall.

Last Saturday.
 Missed the Raiders game.

There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for you.
There’s a bailout coming but it’s not for you.

It’s for all those creeps hiding what they do.